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What do u think of Gojo begging you to give him a handjob and promising he wont cum during NNN but surprise surprise he fails so u ruin his orgasm 🤯
I think YES???? this was insanely fun to write, tysm for the ask nonnie<33
tell me why i forgot nnn was a thing LOLLL
contains: fem reader, crack, handjobs, whiney!satoru, established relationship, cumming handsfree, ruined orgasm, failed edging, begging, gojo calls you 'ma'am ' once as a joke, 'baby' and 'princess' used for reader
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"Baby pleeeeease." gojo whines, laying his head on your knees from where he sits between your legs on the carpeted floor,
"Satoru, you were just begging me last month to not let you cum during November no matter what." you sighed, he does this every year, making you swear up and down that you'll hold him accountable and not let him lose NNN, hearing from geto that if you last the whole month, the orgasm on December first was mind-numbing
of course, he wouldn't know, becasue every year he came crawling to you about how stupid this challenge was, barely a week into the challenge, and he was dragging you to the nearest surface and fucking you against it, filling your guts with his cum,
but not this time, miraculously he had held out this long, only eight days before the challenge was over. he of course had you to thank for thank, deep down you knew he really did want to complete this challenge, and thats why he was so insistant every time the dreaded month came around.
but Satoru was a slut for pleasure, especially for the kind of pleasure he got from you. Whether it was your hands, mouth, cunt, he could get off using any part of your body and he would be the happiest man on earth
"I won't cum, swear, just miss your hands on me baby pleeeease," he practically cried, hugging onto your knees, turning his face into your skin whining and groaning like a spoiled child,
"Toru, you and I both know you do not have enough self-restraint to just edge yourself," knowing him better than himself
together, you guys have tried edging, Satoru never being able to make it past the first time you stopped right before he came, once again saying how stupid this was, quickly fucking his cock back into you and bringing himself to the brink of orgasm using your body, cumming with no restraint, even though he was once again the one who brought the idea to you,
"I'm starting to think you might have commitment issues," you mumble under your breath, his fake cries and obnoxious pouting pulling you out of your thoughts, phone dropping by your side, looking down at him with a huff,
"Please, all you gotta do is rub my cock a little, just for a second please," he drags out the please once more, lip sticking out in a pout as he looks up through his snowy lashes at you, "jus wanna feel you please, it's been so long, need it, baby, please."
shutting your eyes and sighing once again, unable to deny him any longer with him being so persistent, especially when he asks you so nicely, looking up at you with those beautiful eyes of his,
"oh my goddd Satoru, okay, fine." you shake your head, slapping your hand over your face, and he perks up, immediately abandoning his spoiled rich kid act, leaving fat kisses all over your knees, "yes yes yes thank you, baby, promise I won't let you down,"
he stands up and you peek through the cracks in your fingers, hand still on your face and your jaw practically drops at the sight, he is already sporting a huge tent in the crotch of his grey sweats, smile stretching from ear to ear while he looks down at you,
"you're already hard?" you exclaim, disbelief plastered on your face, "feelin' on ur legs made me hard," he says nonchalantly, the expression on your face not changing, "now up you go!" leaning down he scoops you up from under your arms and throws you over his shoulder like you weigh nothing, "woah! toru!" you exclaim, caught off guard as he takes long strides to your bedroom
strong hold on the underside of your knees as he hums, making his way through the hallway, finally reaching his destination and plopping you down in front of him on the hard floor, "how do ya want me your majesty?" he smirks, hands in his pockets waiting for your direction, "jus' go lay down on the bed you freak," pushing his solid chest back towards the king mattress,
putting on a show as he faux stumbles backward, flopping back on the bed, fluffy white hair on the pillows, putting one hand behind his head, the other coming down to rub himself over his sweats, "don't leave me waiting princess" biting his lip, lips corners of his lips curling up into a flirty smile,
"stop fucking touching yourself," you sigh, "gonna cum before I even get my hands on you." You're feeling undeniably aroused yourself, you and Gojo have a very active sex life, never going weeks without touching each other unless he is away on a mission. since he made quite the effort with the challenge this time around (largely thanks to you) you've been feeling pretty antsy, participation in the challenge yourself as a way of supporting him,
though there's no real pressure on you, if you wanted you could rub one out at any time. the only downside is that getting off on your own never felt as good as it did with Satoru,
he whistles, giving himself one last grope before his heavy hand joins the other behind his head, "yes ma'am" he says slightly teasing tone lacing his voice,
you crawled on top of him, resting your ass right above his knees, "remember Satoru, you're not going to cu-" he cuts you off, waving his hand in front of you, rolling his eyes, "yeah yeah, not gunna cum, I got it," he says snarkily, a little too snarky for someone who was quite literally on his knees begging you to touch his stupid cock, but you digress,
narrowing your eyes at him before sliding your slender fingers over his upper thighs, over his hips, teasing his lower stomach, barely grazing his twitching clothed cock on the way back down, repeating the process a couple of times, sometimes opting to skip over running your fingers over his cock altogether
his jaw is slightly slack, watching your hands intently, "cmon, don't be a tease baby," he sighs, pushing his hips off the bed towards you, "You're in no place to make demands right now," staring into his intimidating eyes challengingly,
he bites his lip, shutting his mouth, awaiting your move, pushing his shirt up, resting right under his pecs as you tease your fingers on the short white hairs of his happy trail, right above the hem of his pants,
smile now off his face, looking concentrated as he bites his lip harshly, eyes darting back between your fingers and pretty face, looking so concentrated on what you were doing,
your cunt was aching to feel him inside you, trying to push your own needs out of your brain, feeling nearly impossible as you exposed more and more of his happy trail the more you teased down his pelvis,
finally grabbing the fabric of his pants and sliding them down his incredibly toned thighs, he lifted his hips, aiding you in undressing him, his breathing started to pick up when you looked closely at his cock straining under his boxers
staring at a dark spot where his pre was leaking from his tip under his briefs, trying not to roll your eyes back when he made his cock jump. taking your index finger and rubbing it on the wet patch on the head of his dick, drawing little circles around it, his breath hitching, breathing picking up slightly watching you pull your finger back slowly, a string of cum connecting the two of you,
giving his boxers the same treatment, slipping your fingers underneath the hem and sliding them down, his hips raising again to make your job easier, and he's grinning so hard when your jaw drops open, watching his flushed cock slap back against his tummy, flexing the appendage again, putting on a show for you,
"your cock is so pretty Toru," you marvel, squeezing your thighs together so you can focus on the task at hand, "ur leaking so much," finger tapping his angry head a couple of times, proving your point as the cum makes little 'plap' 'plap' sounds when your finger comes in contact with him,
"There's so much it looks like you already came," you tease, finally wrapping your hand around his warm tip, hips leaving the bed once more to slide into your hand, "hips on the bed please Satoru," you correct, muscles in his thighs and abs flexing as you feel him connect his ankles together behind you,
starting to give him steady shallow pumps and his jaw is slack, eyes rolling back when you twist your wrist over the head of his neglected dick, "fuuuuck baby, just what I needed," he breathily laughs out a smile, "a little faster please," he requests, both hands leaving their place behind his head to grip the sheets by his sides,
"let me know when you feel close," you instruct, waiting to see him nod in acknowledgment before pumping your hand a little faster, sliding effortlessly up and down his cock with vulgar wet sounds thanks to his leaky cock,
"yesyesyes s-shit, squeeze harder," breaths entering and leaving his lungs rapidly as he tips his head back into the pillows, when you follow his instructions he lets out a long groan, abs clenching more frequently, your body jolting a bit every time he fidgeted his legs around the sheets behind you,
breathing heavily yourself, free hand coming down to press against the heat between your thighs, a temporary relief as you tried to memorize his every reaction he gives you,
"you close Satoru?" you question, noticing his breath come in shorter pants, warm cock twitching and straining against your hands, his thighs. tensing and unsensing more frequently, all telltale signs of his impending orgasm, "I asked you a question," you emphasized with a strong squeeze at the base of his lengthy cock, "n-no, not close yet, promise," he bites his lip, keeping his eyes screwed shut, sheets between his fingers practically ripping before you continue,
choosing to believe him you keep up the previous pace, squeezing your fingers tight around the tip of his cock on the downstroke and that's when you notice one of his hands abandoning his grip on the poor sheets to cover his mouth, his moans reaching a crescendo, and you know exactly whats happening
He's going to cum, and he lied to you about it
jerking your hand up his cock once more before you let go completely, anticipating his moves when he shoots his head up, hands reaching for his cock and you catch his wrists, pining them above his head, if he had half a mind he would break out of your grip with ease, but he was milliseconds from cumming, not having his usual strength coursing through his body,
"no! Nononono," he's protesting when his back arches, curling in on itself, legs thrashing under your weight as his cock dribbles out long spurts of cum, twitching and throbbing with every string, "Fuuuuck nooo, no, ughhh," he groans at you for ruining his orgasm, whole body twitching,
dick starting to soften in his own mess against his lower abs,
"you seriously thought you were gonna get away with that? you asked in an incredulous tone, hes pouting, letting out a long groan of your name before tipping his head forward and making eye contact with you,
"That was sooo mean" he pouts, "ive been saving that load..." he whines out, cock still twitching in the aftershocks,
"what was mean, is when I asked if you were gonna cum and you lied straight to my face," you spat, laughing in disbelief, swinging your legs off his torso while his eyes follow your figure, watching you wipe your hands using a tissue from the box you keep on the bedside table, he groans out your name again, "I'm sorryyyy, was feeling sooo good," he tries to justify
giving him a look that screams are you actually serious right now, as you start towards the door, "sounds like you need a pussyban to me," you deadpan, walking through the doorframe out into the hallway,
"WOAH!! woah, woahwoahwoah," practically teleporting his feet on the floor, hastily pulling up his pants as he chases you out of the room, hot on your trail, "baby! baby, haha, let's not do anything drastic now, kay?" he baffles in disbelief, worry laced in his voice.
#i could never put him on a pussyban#let’s be real#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x reader#jjk x y/n#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#gojo satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader#gojo smut#gojo satoru fic#gojou x reader#gojo fluff#jjk gojo#gojou satoru x reader#gojo saturo#jujutsu gojo#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#gojou satoru smut#jjk satoru#satoru smut#jujutsu kaisen satoru#jujutsu satoru#gojou satoru x you#satorugojo#gojou satoru x y/n
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Agatha: Help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire
Rio: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt—
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#agatha all along spoilers#kathryn hahn#marvel#aubrey plaza#incorrect quotes#i just had to#it’s them#let’s be real
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Not saying this means the thing but it definitely means the thing. They are literally the couple.
#xmen 97#xmen#storm#ororo munroe#jean grey#cyclops#scott summers#charles xavier#professor x#magneto#max eisenhardt#erik lensherr#the thing is cherik#cherik#like dudes#dudes#let’s be real#im sorry for this people who followed me for other stuff#it was just#too out there to point out#they are the couple#this better be the reason why it’s not streamed in my country
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you know that thing that’s like. your mom controls the mood in whole house, so like when she’s mad, it’s a bad day for everyone?
do you think the batkids have that with bruce?
i’m usually the biggest champion of “let bruce be a good and thereby emotionally heathy dad” but speaking semi-realistically:
do you think that bruce, out of the cowl, is so emotionally volatile that he creates the vibe for the whole house?
do you think tim would text jason and be like “not a good day don’t come by” just to spare himself and everyone else from bruce blowing up on someone
do you think damian breathes a sigh of relief whenever he wakes up and bruce is in a good mood because it means he can relax
and that bruce still doesn’t notice that on his worst days, everyone either avoids him or does whatever he asks, no questions, just because they don’t want to tempt his wrath
i just wonder if bruce sets the tone for the day, no matter what. and i wonder if, like me, they all grew up knowing that a bad day for bruce was a bad day for them too?
#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#batfam#robin#again like#let bruce be a good dad#but also#let’s be real#just for a second
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What flavour of Mumbo do you prefer ?
#hermitcraftblr#hermitcraft#mumbo jumbo#vampire mumbo#moth mumbo#he’s starving because he’s too awkward to ask for someone’s blood#let’s be real
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marvel gives me cocky asshole adult and their smartass teenage mentee who is happy to be here and won’t take no for an answer and i go wild
#i am literally an episode and a half in agatha all along and yet#i can already tell this post will age poorly and he’s likely using her? and yet.#i had to say it. someone had to say it#spider-man#iron man#mcu#agatha harkness#agatha all along#teen#let’s be real#billy maximoff#peter parker#tony stark#irondad & spiderson#iron dad#iron dad and spider son#marvel cinematic universe#marvel television#marvel#wandavision#wiccan#agatha harkness and teen#peter parker and tony stark#marvel universe#spiderson#spider-son#spiderman#spider man#ela posts!#agatha all along spoilers
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Book of Bill
Got my copy- and as expected I am utterly obsessed!
Will be attempting to do some AU art of the lovely quotes from this marvelous work of fiction we have been blessed with!
What did you guys think?
-Spooki
#book of bill#book of bill spoilers#gravity falls spoilers#spoilers#bill cipher art#human bill cipher#bill cipher#bill cipher ask#bill cipher gravity falls#gravity falls bill#gravity falls fandom#inquirewithbillcipher#inquire au#bill cipher au#billford#young ford pines#ford pines#stanford pines#bill would eat ford alive#let’s be real#gravity falls ask#gravity falls au
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#let’s be real#some of these are hell teams#and i’m excited to see what people pick#i honestly don’t know what i’d pick#but i’d rather serve under sisko than anyone else#star trek#star trek deep space nine#ds9#deep space nine#star trek shitposting#star trek poll#benjamin sisko#jadzia dax#quark#kathryn janeway#tuvok#william t riker#james t kirk#spock#seven of nine#deanna troi#geordi laforge#belanna torres#jean luc picard#worf son of mogh#julian bashir#grand nagus zek#wesley crusher#lwuxana troi
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Admittedly I was gunna wait until we got our professional pictures back but the silly gay ones we got are also fantastic. So enjoy some TimKon
As seemingly always Kon is my partner in crime @dragonssociety 💚💚💚💚
#timkon#cosplay#cosplayer#dc#tim drake#kon el#superboy#robin#red robin#batfam#cosplayers#superboy x robin#young Justice#fanfic#let’s be real#I’m a huge TimKon simp#it’s a miracle he agreed to this tbh but trust me im not complaining#dcu comics#robin comics#superboy comics#techwear#fashion#casual Robin#casual superboy
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Bullseye - V1 vs V2
Kick them while they’re down so they can never stand up again
#ultrakill#v1 fanart#v2 fanart#v1 v2#v1 and v2 are able to bend#in mysterious ways#let’s be real#my art#fanart#blood#so that people who don’t like that don’t see#my thought process was#“this isn’t epic#this is personal
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One of the shows biggest crimes is acting like Penelope isn’t gorgeous in pink
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5 hours into the road trip
Agatha, at the wheel grumbling: Why do I have to drive?
Alice, half sleepy eyed, snuggling into Lilia in the back: Everyone takes a turn at driving
Agatha: Ugh, fine but this seatbelt keeps pinching my tit—
Jen, completely tired voice: Rio remove your hands from Agatha’s boobs right now or so help me—
Rio, pokes Agatha: I touched the butt—
Lilia: Alice no more Disney movies for Rio okay?
Alice: Why is it my fault?
Rio, grabbing Alice by the face and suffocating her in a hug: INTO THE UnKNOWNNNNN—
(Part 2)
P1, P2, P3, P4, P5
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#kathryn hahn#agatha all along spoilers#aubrey plaza#marvel#alice wu gulliver#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#incorrect agatha all along#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#rio would karaoke frozen to annoy the fuck out of people#let’s be real
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Saw this and immediately thought of Bepo
(Me acting like I’m ok after someone made me feel dumb)
#one piece#one piece doodles#shitty little doodles#digital art#bepo one piece#op bepo#bepo fanart#let’s be real#if law say this happen he would murder whoever made Bepo feel bad#zero hesitation#bepo love#bepo#bepo op#bepo is the cutest#i love him so much#he lowkey gives me cuteness aggression#my shitty art#shitty fanart
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Val Kilmer filming footage using his personal camera on the set of Top Gun (1986)
#iceman definitely had cameras and video recorders#Val Kilmer#top gun#Val#tom kazansky#iceman#top gun iceman#top gun: maverick#top gun maverick#pete mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#my boy#let’s be real#icemav#pete maverick mitchell#top gun 1986#behind the scenes#aircraft carrier#images#photo#1986
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